Weekly
$4.99/week
For the curious. Cancel whenever you’ve heard enough.
- Unlimited nights & clips
- Full transcripts + Yap Score
- Share cards
12,408 nights trapped this week
You said something at 3:47 AM.
We caught it.
YapTrap listens while you sleep and hands you the receipts at breakfast — the clips, the words, and a Yap Score you’ll want to screenshot. Nothing leaves your phone.
4.8 · 6.2k ratingsAudio never leaves your phone
Good morning.
SUN JUL 267 moments · 42 min of yapping
87
★ NIGHT’S STAR3:47 AM · 0:14
“the raccoons know what they did… tell them I’m sorry.”
“no… put the cheese back. it’s not ready.”
2:05 AM“no… put the cheese back. it’s not ready.”
3:12 AM“I KNOW the wifi password. I just don’t trust you.”
3:47 AM“tell the raccoons I’m sorry. they know what they did.”
4:31 AM“we can’t get married. you’re a Tuesday.”
5:58 AM“five more minutes… forever.”
1:44 AM“put it in the drawer with the other moons.”
How it works
Three taps tonight. A whole story tomorrow.
- 01
Set the trap
Put the phone on the nightstand and hit one button. The screen dims itself — Yappy stays awake so you don’t have to.
- 02
It only keeps the moments
Silence is thrown away. Talking, snoring, mystery thuds — clipped, timestamped, and written down word for word.
- 03
Wake up to the receipts
Your night in 60 seconds: the star clip, your Yap Score, and a share card ready for the group chat.
Good morning.
Your night is ready. It was… a lot.
Sustained snoring — 22 min. Impressive commitment.
“no… put the cheese back. it’s not ready.”
“tell the raccoons I’m sorry. they know…”
Unidentified thud. Blanket incident suspected.
Unlock my night
The morning problem
You will never guess what you said. You’ll have to hear it.
Two out of three people talk in their sleep. Almost none of them have ever heard themselves do it — which is exactly why the first playback hits so hard.
- Every clip timestamped to the minute
- Talking, snoring and unexplained noises, sorted
- Nights archived, so you can replay last week’s greatest hits
Yap Score
A number your friends will demand to see.
Volume, chaos, plot twists. Every morning you get a score out of 100 and a rank — and the badge travels with your share card.
- 0–24SILENT TYPE
Statue mode. Suspiciously quiet — the trap stays set.
- 25–59CASUAL MUMBLER
A few words, mostly vowels. Solid starter material.
- 60–84NIGHT TALKER
Full sentences, questionable logic. Screenshot territory.
- 85–100★ CERTIFIED YAPPER
Monologues, negotiations, plot twists. Top 4% of yappers.
Share cards
One tap turns a clip into a video worth sending.
Waveform, subtitles, timestamp, your score. Vertical and ready for the group chat or the feed — no editing app, no watermark hunting.
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“the raccoons know what they did… tell them I’m sorry.”
Privacy
Audio never leaves your phone.
An app that listens in your bedroom owes you a straight answer. Here it is: recording and transcription happen on the device. Nothing is uploaded, nothing is sold, and you can wipe every night with one tap.
- On-device processing, no cloud upload
- Delete a clip, a night, or everything — instantly
- No account needed to record your first night
- Silence is discarded — only the moments are kept
Yappy tells no one
Receipts from real nights
They found out. So will you.
you were literally negotiating with someone at 3am
i have never heard you speak that language
WHAT
ok downloading that yaptrap thing tonight
3:12 AM me speaks a language 9AM me does not know ?!?
i ordered a pizza in my sleep. IN FULL SENTENCES. i have the audio
My roommate and I compare Yap Scores at breakfast now. It’s the whole morning routine.
I finally have proof I don’t snore. My girlfriend has proof that I do. We’re still together.
Pricing
Your first night is free.
Record tonight, see how many moments Yappy catches, then decide.
Annual
$39.99/year
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For people who suspect tonight won’t be the weirdest one.
- Everything in weekly
- Full night archive & greatest hits
- Yapper tiers & weekly recap
Audio never leaves your phone
12,408 nights trapped this week ✎
FAQ
The reasonable questions.
Does it record all night?
It listens all night but only keeps the moments — talking, snoring, thuds. Silence is discarded on the spot, so you wake up to a handful of clips instead of eight hours of nothing.
Where does my audio go?
Nowhere. Recording and transcription happen on your phone. Nothing is uploaded, nothing is sold, and deleting a night deletes it for good.
Will it drain my battery?
Keep it plugged in and you will not notice. Unplugged, a full night costs roughly what a podcast would — the screen dims itself to almost nothing.
What if I share a bed?
You will both show up in the clips, which is usually the funniest part. Voices are labelled by the app so you can tell who yapped what.
Does it work if I only snore?
Yes — snoring gets its own tag and its own stats, and it still counts toward your Yap Score. Some of the best share cards are pure snoring.
Is this a sleep-health app?
No. YapTrap is entertainment: it tells you what you said, not how well you slept. No charts, no scores about your health, no advice.
What would yours say tonight?
Set the trap before bed. Find out at breakfast. Worst case, you slept like a statue.
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